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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 12:25

Catatonics & High Colonics
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
So they tried
Then came..
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
No way
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Freaks and Cheeks
Just Forget it!
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
They put up a sign reading
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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Nuts and Butts
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No go.
Thumbs down again.
No, not a chance
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Loons and Moons
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Still no good
Hysterias & Posteriors
Next, they tried...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Everyone loved it.
Another attempt resulted in ...
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Unacceptable again!
Analysis & Anal Cysts
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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Still no good.
Minds and Behinds
So, the docs changed it to read
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones