What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 12:25

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

So they tried

What happens in Sweden if you cannot pay a hospital debt you did not know about until recently but willing to pay when your finances improve?

Then came..

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

No way

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Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Freaks and Cheeks

Just Forget it!

‘John Wick’ Boss Chad Stahelski Gets Candid About Franchise: “My Process Is F***ed” - The Hollywood Reporter

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

They put up a sign reading

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Earthworm DNA may challenge everything we know about evolution - Boy Genius Report

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

share office space ...

Nuts and Butts

The #1 Spice to Help You Poop, According to Dietitians - EatingWell

No go.

Thumbs down again.

No, not a chance

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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Loons and Moons

What drove the tech right’s — and Elon Musk’s — big, failed bet on Trump - vox.com

Still no good

Hysterias & Posteriors

Next, they tried...

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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Everyone loved it.

Another attempt resulted in ...

6 Foods You Should Eat More of After 60, According to Dietitians - EatingWell

Unacceptable again!

Analysis & Anal Cysts

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

35 Father’s Day Gifts For Anyone Who Still Doesn’t Know What The Heck To Get Their Dad - BuzzFeed

Still no good.

Minds and Behinds

So, the docs changed it to read

Pokémon Cafes To Serve Incredible-Looking Plate Of Food That Can Mega Evolve Before Your Eyes - Kotaku

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

This is what the total collapse of the Earth's magnetic field sounded like 41,000 years ago - Earth.com